However...
Just when I had all but given up on finding a venue that was "the one" (similar to how I had all but given up on relationships and then Adam walked into my life!), I happened to stumble across a place via a creative google search that may just be the one! My jaw is still on the floor.
Wyoming Center For The Arts. It is actually a renovated house from the 1850's. They partake and educate in all types of creative artsyness there, such as dance, music, drawing, etc. It's only 35 minutes from my house. *happy dances*
Here's where it gets good: From their rental brochure, "You are free to use your own linen supplier, your own caterer, your own decorator… or do it all your self with the help of your family and friends. You are also welcome to decorate the facility any way YOU wish. At the Center, it’s YOUR event the way YOU want it. No limitations!"
Holy smokes. I'm in shock. I keep thinking I'm hallucinating or the universe just cooked this up to trick me somehow! ;)
"Original hardwood floors, and a stage with a grand piano add a special touch of elegance. The dimensions are as follows: 38' x 61' and can accommodate up to 157 people for a sit down event and 200 without tables. The ballroom is air conditioned. Included in the rental fee are the following: 16 - 5ft round tables; 3 - 8ft rectangular tables; 6 serpent serving tables; 150 banquet chairs, and additional folding chairs."
They have real lighting! No icky fluorescents, just lovely drop down antique lighting on dimmers. Huge windows, too. Hooray! :) :) :)
Did I mention free parking? *blink* Really? You mean you're not trying to get a kickback from a valet company? *disbelief* There's no kitchen usage fee? *falls out of her chair*
It may not compete aesthetically as far as drama goes with the castle-like architecture, moat, cascading fountain, etc. of the previous venue I fell for, but I love their attitude and the space is truly charming! They are exactly, to-the-dollar, what we've allotted in our budget to spend for a venue in our budget (on the low side, even!). I love that they are a place of creativity and education (and non-pretentious creativity, at that!).
According to their calendar, they do not have classes the week of our date! *cautiously optimistic* I've already e-mailed them, hoping to hear back during business hours tomorrow. I'm a little terrified at the possibility that our date could be taken, as per the universe's usual sadism.
Really anxious and excited, I really hope this one works out, they sound completely awesome to work with!
Thank you everyone for your support, advice, and continued finger crossing! :D
A few images of the ballroom (I think we can properly goth it up!):